Deities of Avalanche Online

[Angel Della Notte]

I’ve had a request to do this by several people since a lot of the newbies don’t understand the little game we play so here is a list of our gods and goddesses. Just a side note to become God or Goddess you must first be a minion to one of the gods and when your patron god feels you are worthy to become a god they need to PM me and I’ll add you to the list.

Gods and Goddesses:

Griever – God of burning pants. Griever is a pyromaniac at heart he uses anything from a good old fireball to napalm to fire and brimstone. So in short by the time he is done with you there will be nothing left of your pants and you’ll have 3rd degree burns. Griever is known as a patron god and the first god and has long since been a rival of the Goddess of frozen pants and her minions.

Angel Della Notte – Goddess of frozen pants, stolen pants, frozen underpants and stolen underpants. The goddess has quite a fetish with pants and underpants. She will either steal or freeze you pants upon arriving to the boards. Angel is the patron goddess of Dream Goddess, Ultima-Matrixed and any minions under them. She is one of the supreme gods equal only to the god of burning pants. She has many minions and fellow gods under her. The godess rules her Empire of Ice with an iron or in her case frozen fist. Some say her very heart is made of ice. She and those that follow her believe the way of ice is the one true way and there can be no other. Calling this goddess by ADN or misspelling her name is a sin punishable by a very painful death.

Ultima-Matrixed - Ultima-Matrixed has achived a full god stature. Which makes him the first minion to become a full immortal and assume full power over the empire's cyborginized nurse clone armies. Haveing the ability to command lower gods and servants of the empire to arms as well as have the ability to rule the empire in the goddess's absence. In addition as a part of his new post along side the goddess he has also grained the power to withstand the attacks of the Fire Empire from even Griever himself.

Dream Goddess – Goddess of dreams. Dream Goddess loves to play with dreams whether she gives you good dreams or nightmares depends on her mood or whether you have offended her patron Goddess or not. Dream Goddess is a minor goddess working her way to full godhood. Her patron Goddess is Angel Della Notte, she is very protective of her goddess in her own cute way.

The Grim Reaper – God of Betty. The Grim Reaper is sort of the black sheep of Gods. His Bettyifying is often foiled by the other gods and their minions. Though no one really knows what Bettyifying is it has something to do with dolls and pins. The Grim Reaper is the sworn enemy of Angel Della Notte and the two are constantly at war.

Orion - God of the Stars. A celestial warrior behind the lines of fire. His loyalties are to Griever the god of fire/burnt pants. Orion's powers are as vast as the universe which he controls but are only active when the moon is high.

Tictac - God of Music. Tictac is the God of all that is associated with music and A/V electronics. He has a vast arsenal of equipment to call upon to enthrall the victim in a trance-like state or to just decimate them by hurling blunt electronic objects at them. Tictac is loyal to the patron God of Fire, Griever, and vows to hold true to the fire tradition by defending all that is ablaze and to assure that pants remain unfrozen. Tictac's mortal enemy is Dream Goddess because you cannot appreciate music while asleep and he will do all he can to assure that all remain cognizant.

Minions:

Chinobi - A minion to the Goddess of Dreams equipped with the most advanced weapon to mankind: a frozen lake trout. Since Dream Goddess serves Lady Angel Della Notte, Chinobi is an unofficial part of the Frozen Pants empire and at Angel's command, as well as Dream's. He is the first ever minion to belong to Dream Goddess and is therefore under her protection.

Squallmuzza.tk.... The owner of a league of kittens. These he will use to attack any person found wandering around in the Intro thread area. The kittens are equipped with a variety of rather nasty weapons that can fry, slice, dice, freeze, poke, chisel and remove various chunks of flesh. He serves the Goddess of Frozen pants and like other minions and minor gods he and his kittens will defend her to the death.

Djspazy - One of the enlightened few led down the path of Betty. He makes do with the pins and Betty dolls that the Grim Reaper throws at him, but hopes to one day open up his own ice cream store and continue Bettyifying with midget plastic spoons instead of pins.

The Heartless - AKA Goddess of The Wind has obtained minion status by the order of Ultima-Matrixed. Her powers extend over the abilty to abuse and care for n00b's on AO. She is in direct servitude to the Ice Empire and serves the Goddess: Angel Della Notte. She has powers over the wind itself.